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Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket
I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.
Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Penis Plants Pattern Blanket
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Banana penis pattern Blanket
Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!
Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket
Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!
Floral Penis Pattern Purple Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Rainbow Blanket
Introducing the perfect conversation starter for any room: the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket. With a bold and thought-provoking design, this blanket will leave a lasting impression on anyone who lays eyes on it. The intricate floral patterns intertwine beautifully with the rainbow-colored penises, creating a stunning display of artistry and humor. It's perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their home decor or for those who simply want to shock their guests. Made with the highest quality materials, this blanket is both soft and durable, ensuring a cozy and long-lasting experience. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch or using it as a statement piece for your bedspread, the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket is sure to become a favorite among your friends and family. Don't miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and eye-catching item!
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Pop Art Penis Pattern Blanket
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket
If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?
Cockbuster Blanket
We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Tiny Tina's Tea Party Blanket
Show this Tiny Tina coffee mug off at your next tea party. Who couldn't love the world's deadliest 13 year old when she says things like "Going to eat so many goddamn crumpets. It's going to be a crumpocolypse." and "Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!" Show that your two loves are vault hunters and unstable thirteen-year-old explosives experts with funny coffee mug. This gamer coffee mug features an illustration of Tiny Tina's Bunny and the phrase "Tiny Tina's Tea Party.
Big Dick Stocks Blanket
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket
Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.
I'm "H" Word Blanket
I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.
Cottagecore Terrarium Blanket
Grow some peace and relaxation in this whimsical, cottagecore, tiny terrarium! Perfect for loving plants, nature, simple pleasures, picnics, mushrooms, and foraging into escapism!
Opossum Mushroom Blanket
Having fun with fungi and foraging! Show off your love of opossums and mushrooms with this illustrative design. Perfect for loving trash animals, nature, and whimisy!
I Love My Orange Cat Blanket
Oh my cat? Yeah, he's orange! Put your paws up if you love your kitty regardless of what breed he might be! He's orange!
I Love My Orange Cat Blanket
Oh my cat? Yeah, he's orange! Put your paws up if you love your kitty regardless of what breed he might be! He's orange!
Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket
Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Blanket
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Y'all Mind If I Scream? Frog Blanket
Eeeeeeee! Never a shortage of things to scream about. Let out your froggy feelings with this funny, "Y'all Mind If I Scream?" screaming, desert rain frog design! Perfect for loving frogs, nature documentaries, and screaming.
NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket
This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!
Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Dicktor Who Blanket
The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.
Fish Looks Suspish What Fins Will He Commit Blanket
Those shifty eyes bely the evil intent of a sinister mastermind... what heinous fins---err, sins---are brewing in that tiny fishy brain?
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